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VOICE: Tom Lehrer

QUOTES BY
Tom Lehrer.

Tom Lehrer famous quotations and many other quotes wrote by Tom Lehrer

5 Quotes Found

"Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize."
LANE: Peace
"Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh."
LANE: Funny
"My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun."
LANE: Friendship
"When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex."
LANE: Food
"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."
LANE: Age