9 Quotes Found
"Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas."
"You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work."
"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas."
"And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye."
"It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!"
"If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat."
"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice."
"All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."
"A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'"