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VOICE: Carol Burnett

QUOTES BY
Carol Burnett.

Carol Burnett famous quotations and many other quotes wrote by Carol Burnett

12 Quotes Found

"Adolescence is just one big walking pimple."
LANE: Teen
"My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run."
LANE: Movies
"I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me."
LANE: Mom
"It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers."
LANE: Legal
"We don't stop going to school when we graduate."
LANE: Graduation
"But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table."
LANE: Food
"But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh."
LANE: Famous
"You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself."
LANE: Education
"My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away."
LANE: Diet
"Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own."
"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me."
LANE: Change
"I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie. The networks just wouldn't spend the money today."
LANE: Age